英语作文

（1）大家好，我的中文名字是刘少琦，我的英文名字是Michael.

Hello everyone, my Chinese name is Liu Shaoqi, my English name is Michael.

我最喜欢的颜色是黑色，我最喜欢的运动是打篮球，我还喜欢弹钢琴。

I most like the color is black, I like playing basketball, I also like playing the piano.

我的房间很整洁，床在窗户的旁边，电脑在桌子上，一些书在书架上。

My room is very clean, the bed next to the window, the computer on the table, some books on the bookcase.

这就是我，你呢？

This is me, what about you? （2）Sleeping Pills 安眠药

Bob was having trouble getting to sleep at night. He went to see his doctor, who prescribed some extra-strong sleeping pills.

鲍勃晚上失眠。他去看医生，医生给他开了一些强力安眠药。

Sunday night Bob took the pills, slept well and was awake before he heard the alarm. He took his time getting to the office, strolled in and said to his boss: \"I didn't have a bit of trouble getting up this morning.\"

星期日晚上鲍勃吃了药，睡得很好，在闹钟响之前就醒了。他到了办公室，遛达进去，对老板说：“我没有一点麻烦今天早上起床。”

\"That's fine,\" roared the boss, \"but where were you Monday and Tuesday?\" “很好，”老板咆哮着，“但是你星期一和星期二？”

英语笑话

“我们有毒吗？”一个年幼的蛇问它的母亲。

\" Are we poisonous? \" The young snake asked his mother. “是的，亲爱的，”她回答说，“你问这个干什么？” \" Yes, dear, \" she replied , \"why do you ask? \" “因为我刚刚咬破自己的舌头。” \" Because I just bit my tongue. \"