Dear my classsmates and my friends,I’m glad to stand here to bring a Talking Show to you.In the show,there are some humrours story ,and meanwhile they have some philosophy.OK ,Next,let us begin!!!
This is my first story .
Little Jack says \"Mom, when I was on the bus with Daddy this
morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.\" \"You've done the right thing,\" says Mommy.but the boy said,\"Mommy, I was sitting on daddy's lap.\"
Can you understande it?Yes or no? The next topic is I Have His Ear in My Pocket
Jack came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, \"What happened?\"
\"A kid bit me,\" replied Jack. \"Would you recognize him if you saw him again?\" asked his mother.
\"I'd know him any where,\" said Jack. \"I have his ear in my pocket.\"
The third is a touching story and also it has a philosophy. Be Careful What You Wish For
A couple had been married for 25 years and were
celebrating their 60th birthdays, which fell on the same day.
During the celebration a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple for all 25 years, she would give them one wish each.
The wife wanted to travel around the world. The fairy waved her hand, and Boom! She had the tickets in her hand. Next, it was the husband's turn. He paused for a m oment, then said shyly, \"Well, I'd like to have a woman 30 years younger than me.\"
The fairy picked up her wand, and Boom! He was ninety Sometime we need do some thing in time,so we maybe saidJust do it! (立刻做)
Many people put off until tomorrow what they can do today. They always look for excuses to postpone doing something. In the end it never gets done. If we leave things undone, we will eventually worry. This will then cause unnecessary stress. Therefore, if you have this bad habit, it's best to get rid of it and do things as soon as possible. That’s all,thank you. Best wishes to tou.
